System Admin’s Weblog

Finally am gasit pe cineva in viata asta la fel de sex addicted ca si mine. Un lucru foarte imbucurator pot spune. Am observat in ultima vreme o pofta mai mare din punct de vedere sexual al ei mai mare ca al meu, ceea ce iar este imbucurator. Si am mai observat placerea de a face sex la ocazii speciale. Ex.: acum 2 weekend-uri am fost la o nunta, la care frumusetea de mireasa (singura prietena a unui prieten mai vechi care mi-a placut) a avut proasta inspiratie sa-mi zica ca au o camera inchiriata in hotelul din care facea parte restaurantul. Ghiciti ce faceam noi cand aia serveau gratar de pui, porc si vita!?! Asta una….Ieri am fost la un botez in Dor Marunt. O comuna, sat..ce-o fi el..in drum spre mare, vechiul drum spre mare. Am papat aperitivul, am luat masina tatalui gemenilor, am dus-o in mijlocul campului….si ne-am intors la urmatorul fel de mancare. Chiar e foarte tare.

Lasand sexul la o parte (verbal, ca de fapt nu o sa-l ignor niciodata), si revenind la www.sysadq.com. Pai…ce sa zic..o gramada. Am inceput cu o versiune stabila de phpbb2. I-am pus o tema super pizdoasa, m-am chinuit cu mod_rewrite sa-l fac sa apara linkurile mai misto. Dar…nu apareau cum vroiam eu. Si ce sa fac atunci?..pai simplu. Am pus un post pe forumul celor care au facut mod-ul respectiv spunandu-le ce vreau eu sa apara. Reply-ul a fost rapid. Mi-au zis ca daca vreau asa, sa upgradez la phpbb3. Zis si facut. Am upgradat pe phpbb3, am gasit alta tema pizdoasa, am adus-o cam la paleta de culori a temei dinainte, de pe phpbb2. Dar…la instalarea mod-ului, am dat de o problema majora. Instalarea presupunea modificarea temei default la phpbb3, nu a celei care o am eu. Si nu se pupa fisierele, functiile…am cam belit-o. Deci deocamdata nu o sa am friendly URL. Si ma gandeam aseara ca pentru a aduce utilizatori pe site sa trimit spamuri. Am gasit un e-mail spider si l-am lasat acasa sa adune. O sa vad diseara cate mi-a adus…

Care a vazut eyes wide shut? Eu da, si inca cateva milioane de romani probabil. Anyway…care isi mai aduce aminte melodia dinainte sa-l dea pe Tom Cruise afara din castelul cu orgii??…Pai eu da. Si stiu ca ma chinuiam sa vad ce mortii lui de limba se auzea. Eh…ieri am fost la o nunta pana azi dimineatza. M-a pus a mea sa iau nush ce melodie din soundtrackul filmului si eu l-am luat pe tot. Treaba e asa: muzica aia din film de fapt este un reverse a unei alte melodii. Eh, melodia aia normala (nu reverse) contine o slujba religioasa in limba….romana. Yeap, romana. Daca mai ma prind cum puneam muzica in post, o sa le pun pe amandoua. Daca nu reusesc, luati soundtrackul de la film.

[update]:
asta e varianta din film (reverse)
[audio:eyes_wide_shut_2.mp3]

si asta a varianta normala, reversul lu’ aia din film, in romana
[audio:eyes_wide_shut_1.mp3]

A mea e mare amatoare de ciocolata…si in special porcarii de copii gen Kinder Joy. Mare tzeapa. Super mare tzeapa. In primul rand pe cutia din care am luat oulele, era reclama la jucariile alea din reclama la TV. Bininteles in oua cu totul si cu totul alte chestii. Eh, nu sunt alea, dar jucariile sunt jucarii. Pula jucarii..am luat 2 oua. Unul era un kkt galben pe care prindeai niste lipiceli si iesea …ceva mai colorat..si eu am gasit o masinutza care m-am chinuit vreo 10 minute sa o asamblez dar fara succes. Din pacate cacaturile alea de plastic nu se imbinau nici daca le futeai in gura. Deci, nici alea de la TV, nici ceva asamblabil…mare bullshit..

sursa este aici.

Know your Unix System Administrator (a field guide)

There are four major species of Unix sysad:

1.The TECHNICAL THUG. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced
into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne shell,
sed, C, awk, perl, and APL.

2.The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a
harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system administration.

3.The MANIAC. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the
Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer
espionage. Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches
major competitors with indesp schemes.

4.The IDIOT. Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer
selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins,
morphodites, and old COBOL programmers.

HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR:

SITUATION: Low disk space.

TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage,
maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk
usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users
who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to
the offending parties. Places script in cron. Disk usage does not
change, since disk-hogs, by nature, either ignore
script-generated mail, or file it away in triplicate.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts disk usage policy in motd. Uses disk
quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work.
Locks accounts that go over quota.

MANIAC:

# cd /home
# rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk ‘{print $2}’`;

IDIOT:

# cd /home
# cat `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk ‘{ printf “%s/*\n”, $2}’` | compress

SITUATION: Excessive CPU usage

TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor processes, maintain
a database of CPU usage, identify processes more than a standard
deviation over the norm, and renice offending
processes. Places script in cron. Ends up renicing the production
database into oblivion, bringing operations to a grinding halt,
much to the delight of the xtrek freaks.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts CPU usage policy in motd. Uses CPU quotas.
Locks accounts that go over quota. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling
development work, much to the delight of the xtrek freaks.

MANIAC:

# kill -9 `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk ‘{print $2}’`

IDIOT:

# compress -f `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk ‘{print $2}’`

SITUATION: New account creation.

TECHNICAL THUG: Writes perl script that creates home directory, copies
in incomprehensible default environment, and places entries in
/etc/passwd, /etc/shadow, and /etc/group. (By hand,
NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to
handle new accounts. Usually, said secretary is still dithering over
the difference between ‘enter’ and ‘return’; and so, no new
accounts are ever created.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts new account policy in motd. Since people
without accounts cannot read the motd, nobody ever fulfills the
bureaucratic requirements; and so, no new accounts are ever created.

MANIAC: “If you’re too stupid to break in and create your own account, I
don’t want you on the system. We’ve got too many goddamn sh*t-for-brains
a**holes on this box anyway.”

IDIOT:

# cd /home; mkdir “Bob’s home directory”
# echo “Bob Simon:gandalf:0:0::/dev/tty:compress -f” > /etc/passwd

SITUATION: Root disk fails

TECHNICAL THUG: Repairs drive. Usually is able to repair filesystem from
boot monitor. Failing that, front-panel toggles microkernel in and
starts script on neighboring machine to load binary
boot code into broken machine, reformat and reinstall OS. Lets it run
over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Begins investigation to determine who broke the
drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged
for the equipment.

MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM: Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to smash
same to flinders. Calls manufacturer, threatens pets. Abuses field
engineer while they put in a new drive and reinstall the OS.

MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM: Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to
smash same to flinders. Calls Requisitions, threatens pets. Abuses
bystanders while putting in new drive and reinstalling OS.

IDIOT: Doesn’t notice anything wrong.

SITUATION: Poor network response.

TECHNICAL THUG: Writes scripts to monitor network, then rewires entire
machine room, improving response time by 2%. Shrugs shoulders, says,
“I’ve done all I can do,” and goes mountain climbing.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts network usage policy in motd. Calls up
Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever answers for network quotas. Tries
to get xtrek freaks fired.

MANIAC: Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for
connections to time out.

IDIOT:

# compress -f /dev/en0

SITUATION: User questions

TECHNICAL THUG: Hacks the code of emacs’ doctor-mode to answer new users
questions. Doesn’t bother to tell people how to start the new
“guru-mode”, or for that matter, emacs.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts user support policy in motd. Maintains
queue of questions. Answers them when he gets a chance, often
within two weeks of receipt of the proper form.

MANIAC: Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes barters knowledge
for powerful drink and/or sycophantic adulation.

IDIOT: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until the user
realizes few Unix systems support punched cards or JCL.

Stupid user questions

TECHNICAL THUG: Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or French
until user gives up and goes away.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Locks user’s account until user can present
documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the machine.

MANIAC:

# cat > > ~luser/.cshrc
alias vi ‘rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z ~/.cshrc’
^D

IDIOT: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user to
system administration team.

SITUATION: Process accounting management

TECHNICAL THUG: Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts scripts to
sniff out any problems & compute charges.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Devotes 75% of disk space to accounting records
owned by root and chmod’ed 000.

MANIAC: Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting.

IDIOT:

# lpr /etc/wtmp /usr/adm/paact

SITUATION: Religious war, BSD vs. System V

TECHNICAL THUG: BSD. Crippled on System V boxes.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: System V. Horrified by the people who use BSD.
Places frequent calls to DEA.

MANIAC: Prefers BSD, but doesn’t care as long as HIS processes run
quickly.

IDIOT:

# cd c:

SITUATION: Religious war, System V vs. AIX

TECHNICAL THUG: Weeps.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: AIX– doesn’t much care for the OS, but loves
the jackboots.

MANIAC: System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well how much
Big Financial Institutions love IBM…

IDIOT: AIX.

SITUATION: Balky printer daemons.

TECHNICAL THUG: Rewrites lpd in FORTH.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts printer use policy in motd. Calls customer
support every time the printer freezes. Tries to get user who submitted
the most recent job fired.

MANIAC: Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all the print
queues, and maybe restarts the daemons. Runs it once a hour from cron.

IDIOT:

# kill -9 /dev/lp ; /dev/lp &

SITUATION: OS upgrade

TECHNICAL THUG: Reads source code of new release, takes only what he
likes.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Instigates lawsuit against the vendor for having
shipped a product with bugs in it in the first place.

MANIAC:

# uptime
1:33pm up 19 days, 22:49, 167 users, load average: 6.49, 6.45,
6.31
# wall
Well, it’s upgrade time. Should take a few hours. And good luck on
that 5:00 deadline, guys! We’re all pulling for you!
^D

IDIOT:

# dd if=/dev/rmt8 of=/vmunix

SITUATION: Balky mail

TECHNICAL THUG: Rewrites sendmail.cf from scratch. Rewrites sendmail in
SNOBOL. Hacks kernel to implement file locking. Hacks kernel to
implement “better” semaphores. Rewrites sendmail in assembly. Hacks
kernel to . . .

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts mail use policy in motd. Locks accounts
that go over mail use quota. Keeps quota low enough that people go
back to interoffice mail, thus solving problem.

MANIAC:

# kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk ‘{print $2}’`
# rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*
# wall
Mail is down. Please use interoffice mail until we have it back up.

^D
# write max
I’ve got my boots and backpack. Ready to leave for Mount Tam?
^D

IDIOT:

# echo “HELP!” | mail
tech_support.AT.vendor.com%kremvax%bitnet!BIFF!!!

SITUATION: Users want phone list application

TECHNICAL THUG: Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up and go
back to post-it notes.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it
notes.

MANIAC: Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant
man to keep track of phone numbers. Users give up and go back to
post-it notes.

IDIOT:

% dd ibs=80 if=/dev/rdisk001s7 | grep “Fred”

OTHER GUIDELINES

TYPICAL ROOT .cshrc FILE:

TECHNICAL THUG: Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a
perl script, rewrites itself.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Typical lines include:

umask 777
alias cd ‘cd \!*; rm -rf ching *hack mille omega rogue xtrek > /dev/null &’

MANIAC: Typical lines include:

alias rm ‘rm -rf \!*’
alias hose kill -9 ‘`ps -augxww | grep \!* | awk \’{print $2}\’`’
alias kill ‘kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!*’
alias renice ‘echo Renice\? You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \!*’

IDIOT: Typical lines include:

alias dir ls
alias era rm
alias kitty cat
alias process_table ps
setenv DISPLAY vt100

HOBBIES, TECHNICAL:

TECHNICAL THUG: Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest. Optimizes
INTERCAL scripts. Maintains ENIAC emulator. Virtual reality .

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bugs office. Audits card-key logs. Modifies old
TVs to listen in on cellular phone conversations. Listens to police band.

MANIAC: Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits
card-key logs. Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone
conversations. Jams police band.

IDIOT: Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral converter.
Rereads flowcharts from his salad days at Rand.

HOBBIES, NONTECHNICAL:

TECHNICAL THUG: Drinks “Smart Drinks.” Attends raves. Hangs out at
poetry readings and Whole Earth Review events and tries to pick up
Birkenstock MOTAS.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Reads Readers Digest and Mein Kampf. Sometimes
turns up car radio and sings along to John Denver. Golfs. Drinks gin
martinis. Hangs out in yuppie bars and tries to pick up dominatrixes.

MANIAC: Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and
Ramones concerts. Punches out people who say “virtual reality.” Drinks
damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol.
Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking
longshoremen under the table .

IDIOT: Reads Time and Newsweek — and *believes* them. Drinks
Jagermeister. Tries to pick up close blood relations– often succeeds,
producting next generation of idiots.

1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:

TECHNICAL THUG: Clinton, but only because he liked Gore’s book.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he
liked Tipper.

MANIAC: Frank Zappa.

IDIOT: Perot.

1996 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:

TECHNICAL THUG: Richard Stallman – Larry Wall.

ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Nixon – Buchanan.

MANIAC: Frank Zappa.

IDIOT: Quayle.

COMPOUND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS:

TECHNICAL FASCIST: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent
folk from ever using more than their fair share of system resources.
Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees.

TECHNICAL MANIAC: Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system,
but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby nodes
as beta test sites for worms.

TECHNICAL IDIOT: Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do an
“rm -rf /”.

FASCISTIC MANIAC: At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real or
imagined, shuts down system by triggering water-on-the-brain detectors
and Halon system.

FASCISTIC IDIOT:

# cp /dev/null /etc/passwd

MANIACAL IDIOT: Napalms the CPU.

Gata. Aseara l-am pus in picioare, am facut categorii, tot tacamul. Sper sa iasa bine. Oricum, cu timpul il mai aranjez eu cate un pic, gen..pluginuri, skinuri..d-astea. So here it is:
http://www.sysadq.com
http://www.sysadminquestions.com
Ala cu denumirea mai lunga este redirectat in ala cu denumire mai scurta. La un moment dat o sa ma prind cum draq adaug pagini, si o sa adaug o pagina de wiki in care sa pun ce mai fac eu pe la munca. Adica sa nu mai google lumea pana sa ajunga pe forum, sa gaseasca direct aici. Eh…dar eu vreau multe. Useri si posturi sa fie, ca de restu’ mai vad eu.

M-am indragostit de edomenii.ro, actual Globe Hosting Romania SRL. De cand nu mai sunt futut…cred ca i-as si fute in cur.
Azi au facut o treaba foarte excitanta pentru mine. Am comandat niste domenii vineri, mi-au emis proforma. Azi d-abia am facut si plata. Le-am dat telefon, le-am dat pe mail tot ce trebuia scanat si in maxim 10 minute aveam domeniile inregistrate, propagate in internet si tot tacamul. Foarte tare!

Dupa zile de incercari si google…am reusit sa fac un Linux sa se autentifice pe un AD. Deocamdata doar SSH si Squid. Urmeaza partea legata de e-mail. Daca o fac si pe asta, sunt tare.

Am gasit pe net ceva underground super pizdos. Ascultati ultima melodie din playlist. Super pizdoasa!!

Naspa treaba…clisma aseara, analize si anestezie de dimineatza….azi o opereaza…
D-abia astept sa plec de la munca spre spital…

Mi-am futut somnul…capul…nush…ceva ceva tot e futut..si nu ce trebuie.
Ieri m-am culcat pe la 4pm cand am ajuns de la Cernica. M-am trezit d-abia pe la 12 noapte…cu ceva missed call-uri pe ambele telefoane. Nu era sa ma apuc sa-i sun la ora aia….

M-am apucat de jucat, de testat, de chatuit…m-am culcat d-abia la 7. La 10 m-a trezit a mea. Dupa aia am fost prin aleea Castanilor sa-mi iau niste adidasi, ceva…am ajuns acasa. Maica-sa mi-a zis ca se duce ea mai intai si pe urma sa vin si eu sa o vad pe a mea si sa o iau. Am ascultat…asa e fara masina, ca daca eram cu a mea, plecam inaintea ei. Anyway, dupa ce a plecat maica-sa, am vorbit cu ea si a zis ca ma suna cand sunt aproape de plecare (lumea care o vizitase, 3 la numar). Si ma futea o durere de cap de nu mai puteam. I-am zis ca dorm un pic pana suna ea. Zis si facut. Am dormit, m-am trezit mai bine, nu ma mai durea capu’. Eh..cand am ajuns la spital m-a luat iar. Si nici acum n-a terminat…cred ca ma bag la somn pana dimineatza…

Futu-o in gura de masina, nu mai vine odata???

cu somnul cu d-astea…
de vreo saptamana dorm cam 5-6 ore/noapte…si ala e singurul somn dintr-o zi. Am ajuns praf rau…
Exemplu: azi, daca tot am bagat benzina in masina lu’ mama soacra, dupa ce am plecat de la spital am zis ca iau ceva de la un fast food si plec la cernica sa mananc. Zis si facut….am ajuns cu masina in fata la fast-food, am asteptat vreo 20 min sa iau haleala, am traversat vizavi pentu niste bere +/- alcool si inapoi la masina. Bag mana in buzunar…pula cheie. Bag pana in buzunar pana la genunchi, …pula chei. ….incerc cele 2 variante si in celalalt buzunar…cheie pula. Hmm…ma duceam spre masina…ma uit din fata…dintr-o parte…vad cheia. Cheia…in contact, usile deschise. Pfff…gen, eu chiar invitam hotii, cred ca nu s-au atins ca probabil credeau ca e vreo capcana pusa de porci, ca altfel cred ca era cea mai rapid furata Solenza. Bag pula, nu mai beau, nu mai ma duc la spital…in 10 minute ma pun sa dorm..sper sa ma mai trezesc azi…daca nu, maine sigur..

Mi se parea mie ca routerul nu merge cum trebuie. Desi zicea ca se conecteaza la router la o viteza de 54MB/s, el mergea la maxim 100-110KB/s. Intru pe live chat-ul de la linksys…dau de una care ma pune sa schimb niste setari default pe router….pula. Tot in 100KB/s statea. Desi mie imi arata 54Mbps, adica gen 6MB/s si ceva. Eh..m-am apucat si l-am frecat pe toate partile pana am ajuns la 2MB/s. Deci, de 20 de ori mai bine ca inainte. Dar n-am putut sa-l fac sa mearga mai repede de atat. Indiferent de viteza care mi-o arata el. Oricum, suna bine 2MB/s pe langa 100KB/s.

Cum alaltaieri a fost o zi fututa in cur, si ieri nu se putea sa fie linistita viata…aseara s-a dus a mea cu maica-sa la un spital, pentru ca o tot durea bolovanul din rinichi..si cam avea febra. Ma suna dupa vreo 2 ore sa-mi zica ca au pus-o aia sa faca tot felul de analize….ma mai suna dupa vreo ora sa-i pregatesc lucruri ca se interneaza.

Bineinteles am pregatit lucrurile si i le-am dus. Da’ tot internata a ramas…cu febra, cu perfuzii cu glucoza…si alte d-astea…o sa mai trec maine dimineatza sa vad cum mai e…

Fuck this!!!

A inceput scoala…at least, pentru unii.

Din apropiere de 1 oct, am vrut sa ma apuc de scoala. Cine nu stie, mai am 5 diferente sa scap draq odata de facultatea pe care am inceput-o. Well, ieri d-abia am fost si eu la secretariat, increzator ca-mi platesc diferentele si anu’ asta termin cu facultatea. Pai pula…m-au sucit labagii aia. Treaba e simpla. Fiindca anu’ trecut m-a durut la pula de facultate, am fost exmatriculat. Fiind exmatriculat, ca sa ma reinmatriculez tre’ sa platesc o taxa de 50 ron…pielea pulii. Partea naspa, ca daca ma reinmatriculez si vreau sa dau toate examenele alea 5, tre’ sa platesc un an intreg. Si cat e anu’ ala intreg???..pai..putin…3500RON..adica 35.000.000 pentru care a ramas pe stil vechi.

Pai acum treaba e simpla…pe 20 oct am 2 nunti la care tre’ sa ma duc. Tre’ sa dau bani la dealerul Dacia pt. niste chestii, tre’ sa achit juma de full casco la banca pentru masina…pai de unde pula mea atatia bani? Ce am hotarat a fost asa. Anu’ asta imi rezolv treburile mele diferite de facultate. Cand le termin ma apuc si strang …gen 50 mil pentru scoala, si la anu’ ma apuc de ea sa o termin.

Si…intre timp am pus ochii pe un ceas Casio, care de la B&B il iau cu 13.600.000. De pe net, de la cineva care aduce d-astea, il iau cu 6.000.000. Nu-i afacere? Gen…vad daca pot sa-l imprumut pe ala original, sa vad sa nu fie vreo “replica” or something, si-l iau. O sa-i pun poza pe net dupa ce-l iau. Intre timp..s-au intamplat si chestii bune, mi-au acceptat dosarul la banca pentru masina, astept masina sa iasa din fabrica pentru ca sa faca banca plata la dealer, si sa-mi iau contractul + scadentar din banca.

Citeam la Nona pe blog de site-ul miss romania 2007.

Deci frate, aia care l-au facut, daca au cerut si bani, ar trebui impuscati. Nici legat la ochi nu scot porcaria aia din mine. God daaamn!! Deci, pula mea, uitati-va si plangeti!